Blog Guy, I'm a young woman in my first year of college. I should be pulling all-nighters to study for my mid-terms, but I keep falling asleep.
FASHION-BELARUS/You need professional help staying awake, I suggest you go to Belarus. See a designer named Ludmila Labkova. She can tie your hair so tight it's impossible to close your eyes.
Very tempting, but I frown on artificial aids.
You can't frown at all, once Ludmila tightens your hair.
Is there any danger with this procedure?
It prevents blood from flowing to your lips, turning them black and paralyzing your jaw.
Fine, I have no oral mid-terms. Where can I find Ludmila?
In the capital, Minsk. She'll be holding her minks, just back from the Sphinx.
In Minsk with her minks just returned from the Sphinx?
With a couple of very nice coats made from lynx, which she bought with a truckload of dollars from Brinks: